The "Do You Have a Dirty Mind test"


Q. What does a man have, some are longer than others, the Pope doesn't use
his, and women get it when they're married?

A. His name.


Q. What sticks out of a man's pyjamas and is so hard he can hang his hat on
it?

A. His head


Q. What does a man have in his pants that has a head, is six inches long,and
women like to blow it?

A. Dollar notes


Q. What is at the bottom of a birdcage, and ends in "--it"?

A. Grit


Q. What four letter word starts with "F" and ends in "K", and if a man can't
get one he uses his hand?

A. A fork.


Q. What does a dog do, and a man steps into?

A. Pants


Q. What four letter word ends in "K" and means the same as intercourse?

A. Talk


Q. What does a man have in his pants that a women doesn't want on her face?

A. A fly.


Q. What does a cow have four of, that a women has only two?

A. Legs


Q. What is long, hard, round and full of seamen?

A. A submarine.


Q. What is long and hard first thing in the morning?

A. The New York Times crossword.